The 12 Weirdest Denim Looks You Can Buy

We rounded up the most insane denim wardrobe pieces you can never un-see

By Alesandra Dubin - October 19, 2013

We live in our favorite jeans and love them as much as any girl, but there are limits when it comes to denim. Meaning, you'll never (repeat: never) catch us rocking the below looks, which might be the absolute more insane denim wardrobe pieces available for sale right now. While we're still rubbing our eyes in disbelief, behold the horror for yourselves:

Urban Outfitters

Dainty frayed shoulder cutouts make a potato sack just so feminine. Nasty Gal

For those times when you need to wear your intimates on the outside, there's a denim jumper with corset and garter clips. In acid wash, no less. Urban Outfitters

See, call us weird, but we're always on the hunt for the jeans that flatter us most. But if you prefer ones that flatter you the absolute least, these may be your pair.  Urban Outfitters

OK, fine. Maybe on the 4th of July. As a joke. Tradesy

If a white wedding gown symbolizes purity, what does a denim one suggest, we wonder?  Forever 21

... if your business is sex-related and the party's in 1989.  Farfetch

This one reads more "booty" than "bootie."  Shop Style

We understand the universal comfort that Uggs offer. But these? They're so unattractive that they  throw practicality out the window, while simultaneously hitting you over the head with the Ugg (Ugg! Ugg! Ugg!) logo. Urban Outfitters

Looking to integrate a Great Gatsby-inspired fringe into your wardrobe? Try these jean shorts, with their inexplicable fringey butt pockets that are sure to triple the size of your actual backside.  Nasty Gal

If you encounter an opportunity to go rock climbing or zip lining in the middle of your day, you'll be all set.  Same goes if you happen to stumble across a casting call for the next Lara Croft movie. Etsy

For all the times we've been riding our hogs and thinking, "Damn, denim chaps would be perfect right about now." (P.S. which is never.) PajamaJeans

Pajama jeans: the original offender of denim gone wrong. But really, who can be bothered to get dressed? 

Alesandra Dubin is a Los Angeles-based writer and the founder of home and travel blog Homebody in Motion. Follow her on Facebook, Google+ and Twitter.

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